Fissile

I could buy that, but I don't want to.

cudak888 

Seeing that we're talking about unique saddles to relive pressure...Imperalities.

-Kurt

Flying Merkel

So far we have thus:

I'd climb naked up the Pyrenees
Just to glimpse those peculiarities
That live just above your knees

You're desired by celebrities,
and certified free of disease
Your bottom is like twin tympanies

My darling Lillian

Needs work. Not much though. Amazing that I'm not published.

Thanks for all the help.

cudak888 

...and a partridge in a pear tree.

-Kurt

Thumpic

I see something I need to grease........


Thank ewwwwweeeeu...............I'm here all week..................

cudak888 

Let's see how long I can pull this off before getting banned...or thrown mercilessly into Foo

(I've got the music to this in my head - think of Guy Lombardo-era)

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I'd cycle up the the Pyrenees,
Just to glimpse at your peculiarities,
Oh, Lillian...

They live just above your knees,
And like they are twin tympanies,
Oh, Lillian...

The bicycle that you do ride,
You gingerly sit upon a hide,
Crafted 'specially for you,
Who would'a knew...

Lillian, my heart's aflame,
Your bicycle and its exquisite frame,
Has me enchanted,
You're such a romantic

We'll ride together, side by side,
Just like the peculiarities we do ride,
Across the mountains and down to the valley,
To that amazing enthralling finale...

My place, my darling,
...orrrrrr yours?
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No royalties necessary, Flying Merkel

This is in such bad taste, it ought to be on The Gong Show

-Kurt