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Old 04-04-13, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Frosty861
When the co-eds at the local University hold the door open for you, and say "go ahead Sir".
You have just put gas in your car at a highway service area. You go inside to use the mens' room. A MA state trooper is coming out. He holds the door open for you,
says "Good Morning sir!" and you realize, he doesn't look old enough (to you) to buy beer.

People are shocked, just shocked!, that "you ride a bicycle at your age".

You still have a land line phone, because you just cannot find it in yourself to put 100% faith in cellular technology.

You used to have a passbook savings account that paid 5.5% annual interest.

You remember when people paid for darn near everything with cash.

You took something called "Personal Typing" in high school.

You wore short gym shorts, in public, in the 70s, and no one thought anything about it at all.
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When the only thing you really use your cellphone for- is a phone!
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Originally Posted by rubic
We now talk about our medical issues and knee replacements instead of days of old when we spoke about athletic achievements and sexual conquests.
Lol

When your heart skips a beat upon learning the price of your Cialis



Or when this guy you admired (That no one knows who it is anymore) looks like this now.

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Old 04-04-13, 07:01 PM
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Well, like wine, we do get better with age.
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Old 04-04-13, 07:58 PM
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Some wine does but........
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Old 04-04-13, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by jdon
..when you check out the Moms rather than the daughters..
Happened this morning - and the mother looked young!

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When you start riding after a long layoff and your wool jersey has somehow shrunk in the drawer.


When your legs hit your belly when you're on the drops.
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They finally stop "carding you" when you buy a bottle of wine.

You look at your smart phone and realize that it has more computing power than the spacecraft on a Saturn V mission to the moon.

You have shoes that are older than twenty years.
check, check, got some Avocet cycling shoes from my 20's
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Old 04-04-13, 10:12 PM
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When you hear people 1/3 of your age whining about how old they are and how things were better when they were kids.
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Old 04-04-13, 10:23 PM
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Got some Avocet cycling shoes from my 20's
My Avocets 'bout got holes in the soles.....And the heels where they rub the cranks.
I still wear 'em sometimes....Something else they shouldn't have stopped making.
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When someone on another bike passes you and, you don't care.
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Old 04-05-13, 12:23 AM
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When, after summiting Mount Hamilton, another cyclist congratulates you for conquering the climb as "a man who's getting on in years."

That was last Tuesday's ride.
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Old 04-05-13, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Zinger
Or when this guy you admired (That no one knows who it is anymore) looks like this now.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/msubikeproject/3008883681/

Well, I'd give George some credit; some friends and I went on a retro ride (colloquially known as old farts') with him and some other "old guys" and I wouldn't exactly call them slow..

Or how about this guy?


Saw him at Interbike a few years ago and I must say he's aging very well. 'Still cuts a mean figure on a bike.
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This thread is depressing the Heck out of me...I need some Geritol.
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Old 04-05-13, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by t4mv
Well, I'd give George some credit; some friends and I went on a retro ride (colloquially known as old farts') with him and some other "old guys" and I wouldn't exactly call them slow..
Cool. If you see George again, tell him he still has a fan who remembers him.

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Originally Posted by Northwestrider
When someone on another bike passes you and, you don't care.
I've been old for a long, long time by that standard.

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Old 04-05-13, 04:34 AM
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For me, it was hearing my favorite songs on the oldies channel the first time.
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Old 04-05-13, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by USMCRet
For me, it was hearing my favorite songs on the oldies channel the first time.
Hah! I've heard versions of my favs on "Muzak!"
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Old 04-05-13, 02:02 PM
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I heard on the radio the other day that Ralph Macchio is now as old as Pat Morita was when they made "The Karate Kid." That made me feel old.
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When you try to explain to the people that you work with what a party line was. That it had nothing to do with drinking.
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When you try to explain to the people that you work with what a party line was. That it had nothing to do with drinking.
The fact that this brings back memories is evidence that I am old. Yikes!!
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Party lines, the way people kept up with the local gossip before facebook and such. One long, two shorts here.
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When you realize "classic rock" is older, much, much, older, than the oldies music that passed for ancient when you were a kid. Really, how many times can you listen to "Hotel California" before you realize it's 40 years old or so. When it was new, 40 year old music took you back to the depression. Music from the 50s/early 60s was oldies.
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Old 04-06-13, 05:56 AM
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...you watched Howdy Doody when it was originally broadcast.

...you listened(not me) to live broadcasts of the Lone Ranger, The Shadow, or some other program on the Radio. TV didn't exist.

...you remember when ALL home telephones where rotary dial.

...you where alive when TV dinners actually were in the supermarket for the very first time(again, a tad before my time).
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Old 04-06-13, 06:48 AM
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When you see a car with antique plates
and it was your second new car
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When my grey hair was no longer premature. I started getting grey at 18.
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