You know you're old when...
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says "Good Morning sir!" and you realize, he doesn't look old enough (to you) to buy beer.
People are shocked, just shocked!, that "you ride a bicycle at your age".
You still have a land line phone, because you just cannot find it in yourself to put 100% faith in cellular technology.
You used to have a passbook savings account that paid 5.5% annual interest.
You remember when people paid for darn near everything with cash.
You took something called "Personal Typing" in high school.
You wore short gym shorts, in public, in the 70s, and no one thought anything about it at all.
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When the only thing you really use your cellphone for- is a phone!
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When your heart skips a beat upon learning the price of your Cialis
Or when this guy you admired (That no one knows who it is anymore) looks like this now.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/msubikeproject/3008883681/
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Well, like wine, we do get better with age.
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Happened this morning - and the mother looked young!
check, check
check, check, got some Avocet cycling shoes from my 20's
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Pedaled too far.
When you hear people 1/3 of your age whining about how old they are and how things were better when they were kids.
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Got some Avocet cycling shoes from my 20's
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I still wear 'em sometimes....Something else they shouldn't have stopped making.
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When someone on another bike passes you and, you don't care.
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Or when this guy you admired (That no one knows who it is anymore) looks like this now.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/msubikeproject/3008883681/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/msubikeproject/3008883681/
Well, I'd give George some credit; some friends and I went on a retro ride (colloquially known as old farts') with him and some other "old guys" and I wouldn't exactly call them slow..
Or how about this guy?
![](https://www.cyclinghalloffame.com/riders/pics/boyer_j5.jpg)
Saw him at Interbike a few years ago and I must say he's aging very well. 'Still cuts a mean figure on a bike.
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This thread is depressing the Heck out of me...I need some Geritol.
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I heard on the radio the other day that Ralph Macchio is now as old as Pat Morita was when they made "The Karate Kid." That made me feel old.
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When you realize "classic rock" is older, much, much, older, than the oldies music that passed for ancient when you were a kid. Really, how many times can you listen to "Hotel California" before you realize it's 40 years old or so. When it was new, 40 year old music took you back to the depression. Music from the 50s/early 60s was oldies.
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...you watched Howdy Doody when it was originally broadcast.
...you listened(not me) to live broadcasts of the Lone Ranger, The Shadow, or some other program on the Radio. TV didn't exist.
...you remember when ALL home telephones where rotary dial.
...you where alive when TV dinners actually were in the supermarket for the very first time(again, a tad before my time).
...you listened(not me) to live broadcasts of the Lone Ranger, The Shadow, or some other program on the Radio. TV didn't exist.
...you remember when ALL home telephones where rotary dial.
...you where alive when TV dinners actually were in the supermarket for the very first time(again, a tad before my time).
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When you see a car with antique plates
and it was your second new car
and it was your second new car
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