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02-19-08 | 10:40 PM

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Be honest, who here wears condoms?

Breakless with no lights/helmut at night is cool.

What else is dumb and cool?

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02-19-08 | 10:40 PM

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if you can't pull out in time then you clearly haven't been practicing.

02-19-08 | 10:45 PM

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if you can't pull out in time then you clearly haven't been practicing.

But have you mastered the "rear dismount"? I understand it looks mighty impressive on film.

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02-19-08 | 10:45 PM

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plz use the serch. thx.

02-19-08 | 10:46 PM

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But have you mastered the "rear dismount"? I understand it looks mighty impressive on film.

the trick is to push down and pull up at the same time.

02-19-08 | 10:48 PM

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in b4 superman that ho.

02-19-08 | 10:50 PM

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the trick is to push down and pull up at the same time.

Okay, let's discuss skid technique (in the dark).

Sure, you have to keep your junk on the stem. But then what? Maybe the "road" just isn't slippery enough?

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02-19-08 | 10:51 PM

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Well... I mean it has a lot to do with the "components" also.

02-19-08 | 10:52 PM

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i always got 'em when i don't need them. and i always need them when i don't have them.

just this weekend i had to pull the "uh, you don't happen to have a condom, do you? cause i don't..."
and then of the three other dudes i live with there was not ONE condom in the house.

02-19-08 | 10:52 PM

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Well... I mean it has a lot to do with the "components" also.

Do tell.

Better yet...pics or GTFO.

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02-19-08 | 10:53 PM

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Okay, let's discuss skid technique (in the dark).

Sure, you have to keep your junk on the stem. But then what? Maybe the "road" just isn't slippery enough?

doesn't have to be slippery. yeah you'll prevent unnecessary wear when it's slick, but when it's dry it can be just as much fun.

you gotta feel for the blowout, last thing you wanna do is pull over and fix a flat so be prepared for the dismount when it starts to get smoky.

02-19-08 | 10:53 PM

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without some grease or lube the components wear way too quick, before you know it it is cracking and pitted

02-19-08 | 10:53 PM

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Do tell.

Better yet...tits or GTFO.

fixed that.

02-19-08 | 10:53 PM

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I wear condoms, but I always use pre-owned needles at the same time.

02-19-08 | 10:54 PM

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Has anyone pulled of a...um..."trackstand"?

02-19-08 | 11:07 PM

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I can't do the "trackstand" but I'm damn good at "barspins." Just make sure there is a small one up front.

02-19-08 | 11:13 PM

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Small one what?

Nevermind.

02-19-08 | 11:17 PM

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Small one what?

Nevermind.

Exactly.

02-19-08 | 11:26 PM

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guess what that is? yup thats the line before this thread.

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and that.... is what the line looks like from this end of the thread

you guys are still on about trackstands, the real skill is in the bunnyhops

02-19-08 | 11:28 PM

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anybody want to have sex? hit me up on AIM

02-19-08 | 11:31 PM

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a/s/l

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BFSSFG HOOKUPS!

02-19-08 | 11:32 PM

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I like to roll up both pant legs when I get it on.

02-19-08 | 11:33 PM

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if you can't pull out in time then you clearly haven't been practicing.

your poor dog

02-19-08 | 11:35 PM

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a/s/l

20/m/oh

BFSSFG HOOKUPS!

13/F/OH...OMG! lets chat! My aim is FBIstingGIRLY13

02-19-08 | 11:37 PM

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Doggy style is the jam.

Unless a real dog is involved. Then it's a disturbing mental picture that I will need professional therapy to get out of my head.

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